I have been tagged by Stan for one of those blog memes that people pass around. I'm not a big fan of these, and in fact consider them only a slight improvement on the lame questionnaires people e-mail one another ("What's the first thing you do when you wake up in the morning?" "What are your pets' names?" "Do you prefer silver or gold?"), which I have never responded to either, but since it's Stan, I'll go ahead.
However, in the interest of preserving deniability, and making a KNK post out of this (and hasn't it been a long time? Sorry about that.), I'm going to tell you seven things you may not know about me, of which five are true. The pop-quiz aspect of the post is obviously that you are to identify which of the seven are true and which are false. Except that I probably won't ever tell you which is which.
A) I have both spoken in tongues and cast out demons.
B) I'm kind of a snob about cheese.
C) I'm really a man.
D) My childhood home was turned into a meth lab, bought by the neighbors, and then demolished.
E) I voted for George H. W. Bush in 1992.
F) I've spent over $700 on houseplants and houseplant-related materials (lights, pots, soil) since August.
G) I'm still technically a virgin.